ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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