She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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