Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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