Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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