Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I can't turn off my feet"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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