how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
