we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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