Your tits are I can't wait for
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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