You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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