so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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