i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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