tell your sister to shave her snatch
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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