If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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