forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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