Pappa wants mamma naked
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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