I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
