Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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