I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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