Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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