i just wanna soil my oats bro
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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