a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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