We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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