You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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