this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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