Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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