There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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