So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
In other news, I just burned my penis
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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