i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its about making memories worth repressing
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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