these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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