I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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