You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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