Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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