My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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