Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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