But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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