I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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