this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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