Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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