i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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