I bet he comes in French.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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