1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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