I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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