she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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