my sisters under your porch take her home
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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