I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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