No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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