Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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