: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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