I want to have your abortion
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
