Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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