come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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