Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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