Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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