Me too!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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