I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
