let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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