she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
being pregnant is like rehab
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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