im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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